blondeybear:

gonedemonhunting:

I have a theory that nobody actually works in Ikea. Their ‘employees’ are people that have gotten lost inside, and over the years they simply assimilate into the store. They find themselves wearing clothes that match the logo, they forget the need to eat or sleep. They are Ikea. Ikea is them. 
We are all Ikea.

welcome to nightvale

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zooeyclairedeschanel:

zooeyclairedeschanel:

something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states

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is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post

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nocureforcroatoan:

dickhoel:

tescosfinest:

mygarrison:

tescosfinest:

AMERICA DOESNT KNOW THE JOY OF TERRYS CHOCOLATE ORANGE

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS ANOTHER FANTASTIC CANDY WE’RE MISSING I

imageheaven

yeah dude we have these I get em at the dollar store

yeah I live in America and I used to eat these all the time calm down son