meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle, via cydonianmadness)

radtracks:

nicotine // panic! at the disco

i taste you on my lips and i can’t get rid of you
so i say damn your kiss and the awful things you do

(via free-drop-kicks)

transpotter:

if there is one thing i will NEVER forgive the hp movies for doing is when in the sectumsempra scene, in the book harry is literally on the verge of tears with guilt and shock and drops to his knees next to draco and hes like trying to cough out some sort of reasoning

and in the movies hes just like :) 

(via nerds-are-cool)

"Don’t compare your Chapter 1 to someone else’s Chapter 20."

I feel like everything is crumbling down around me and I’m getting crushed

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

(via hacelgrace)

theycalledherlove:

bambiash:

gulping:

method-oneclinic:

gulping:

americans make cheese toasties IN A PAN??? and call it ‘grilled cheese’

I’M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW

Wtf is a cheese toasty and how else are you supposed to cook it if not in a pan

USING A GRILL WHERE IS THE CONFUSION DO YOU CALL IT A PANNED CHEESE

wait…you guys make toasties in pans?

my fucking question here is why the fuck are you guys calling them cheese toasties if you’re not making it in a toaster

(via friedsock)