I feel like everything is crumbling down around me and I’m getting crushed

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

(via hacelgrace)

theycalledherlove:

bambiash:

gulping:

method-oneclinic:

gulping:

americans make cheese toasties IN A PAN??? and call it ‘grilled cheese’

I’M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW

Wtf is a cheese toasty and how else are you supposed to cook it if not in a pan

USING A GRILL WHERE IS THE CONFUSION DO YOU CALL IT A PANNED CHEESE

wait…you guys make toasties in pans?

my fucking question here is why the fuck are you guys calling them cheese toasties if you’re not making it in a toaster

(via friedsock)

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

(via carryonmyenjoltaire)

vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

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